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.: IT'S GREAT TO BE A BLOKE
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This section shows several English expressions used for men that do not care to say anything at anytime and any occasion. It´s great to be a Bloke!!

  Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.     Your orgasms are real. Always.
 

Your last name stays put.

    

The garage is all yours.
 

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
 

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    

You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.
 

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

    

Wrinkles add character.
 

A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.

    

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
 

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

        
             
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